WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I’m so gruntled to have found this
These wisdom teeth are dumb they haven’t even helped me with ONE math question hello? I thought these things were supposed to be wise.
i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice
"I like to think of you when I’m sad. Which is odd. For coincidentally, when I think of you, I become sad."
|Kid:||Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
|Cashier:||Are you 18?
|Kid:||It's okay, they're a metaphor.
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless