Theodora. Or Teddy. Whatever.

Ask me a question, and I just might bother to answer it.   I've always been told I'm an unusual girl. I have no moral compass. No actual fixed personality. Just an inner indecisiveness that is as wide and as wavering as the ocean.

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

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— 4 days ago with 106021 notes

theweezey:

things im good at

  • petting dogs
  • rolling my eyes
  •  ¿ that’s all.

(via hotboyproblems)

— 4 days ago with 12676 notes

internetmessiah:

These wisdom teeth are dumb they haven’t even helped me with ONE math question hello? I thought these things were supposed to be wise.

(via snorlaxatives)

— 4 days ago with 525 notes

awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(Source: dutchster, via nice-wig-janis)

— 5 days ago with 292336 notes

onvember:

kinda want 2 die kinda want 2 make out

(via okaymad)

— 5 days ago with 209502 notes

cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

(via hotboyproblems)

— 5 days ago with 406628 notes
yungwifey:

yappanese:

youngharlemnigga:

kegelgod:

deviantwatch:

finalfantasyfootball:

reverseracist:

muna543:

I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist

hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security



white american parents need to control their stupid kids

They not gonna get her like they got irenigg I bet

thisaintfayou
they gone tackle that bih

lol shes so stupid i laughed so hard at her whole timeline

yungwifey:

yappanese:

youngharlemnigga:

kegelgod:

deviantwatch:

finalfantasyfootball:

reverseracist:

muna543:

I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist

hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security

white american parents need to control their stupid kids

They not gonna get her like they got irenigg I bet

thisaintfayou

they gone tackle that bih

lol shes so stupid i laughed so hard at her whole timeline

(Source: hylianears, via moistbottom)

— 6 days ago with 64381 notes

reallylameblog:

Why’d You Only Tweet Me Wen You’re H

(via cashcutie)

— 1 week ago with 1081 notes
"I like to think of you when I’m sad. Which is odd. For coincidentally, when I think of you, I become sad."
Antonio M Arce (via internetly)

(via clamjob)

— 1 week ago with 2968 notes
Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:Are you 18?
Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.
— 1 week ago with 114769 notes

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via lubricates)

— 1 week ago with 88879 notes