i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice
"I like to think of you when I’m sad. Which is odd. For coincidentally, when I think of you, I become sad."
|Kid:||Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
|Cashier:||Are you 18?
|Kid:||It's okay, they're a metaphor.
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
the fact that textposts are stolen from tumblr and put up on twitter, then screenshotted and put back up on tumblr literally amazes me